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Frontpage is not and never has been WYSIWYG. It was more like WYSIWTF.

Erwin, User Friendly, July 26, 2007

If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.

C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

That’s so crazy! I’ve always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle, too.

Marzipan, “Date Night”, Homestar Runner

My son, beware of anything beyond these. Of making many books there is no end, and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

Ecclesiastes 12:12 ESV

Since we are receiving a Kingdom that is unshakable, let us be thankful and please God by worshiping him with holy fear and awe. For our God is a devouring fire.

Hebrews 12:28-29 NLT

Employee Appreciation Day is next Tuesday. The cover charge is $25 apiece.

Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources

Don’t let a suitcase filled with cheese become your big fork and spoon!

Marie Barone, “Baggage”, Everybody Loves Raymond

How can the “Dream” survive if we murder the children? Every aborted baby is like a slave in the womb of his or her mother. The mother decides his or her fate.

Alveda King

Everybody stand back. I know regular expressions.

xkcd

When I get a little money I buy books, and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

Erasmus